<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8473975080578218296</id><updated>2011-11-27T15:16:12.425-08:00</updated><category term='joke'/><category term='humour'/><category term='funny'/><title type='text'>Diachronic Agency</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://diachronicagency.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8473975080578218296/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://diachronicagency.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Nick</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05849105338205917333</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>3</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8473975080578218296.post-9075072897688192304</id><published>2008-10-29T00:02:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-10-29T00:03:52.290-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='humour'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='joke'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='funny'/><title type='text'>This one is for</title><content type='html'>This one is for &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A man was stranded in the desert for ten years. One day, a woman in a wetsuit walked up to this man and said,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Would you like a cigar ?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The man said, "Lady, I ain't smoked in ten years." So, the woman unzipped the left arm of her wetsuit, and pulled out a cigar.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Then, she said, "Would you like a drink ?" The man said,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Lady, I ain't drank in ten years." So, she unzipped the right arm of her wetsuit, and pulled out a bottle of Jack Daniels.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Last, she unzipped the front of her wetsuit and said, "Would you like to play around ?" The man said with astonishment...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"You mean to tell me that you got a golf set in there, too?!?!"&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8473975080578218296-9075072897688192304?l=diachronicagency.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://diachronicagency.blogspot.com/feeds/9075072897688192304/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8473975080578218296&amp;postID=9075072897688192304' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8473975080578218296/posts/default/9075072897688192304'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8473975080578218296/posts/default/9075072897688192304'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://diachronicagency.blogspot.com/2008/10/this-one-is-for.html' title='This one is for'/><author><name>Nick</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05849105338205917333</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8473975080578218296.post-9018396999024830759</id><published>2008-10-14T10:19:00.002-07:00</published><updated>2008-10-14T10:20:07.814-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Hi all!!!</title><content type='html'>My first post.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8473975080578218296-9018396999024830759?l=diachronicagency.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://diachronicagency.blogspot.com/feeds/9018396999024830759/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8473975080578218296&amp;postID=9018396999024830759' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8473975080578218296/posts/default/9018396999024830759'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8473975080578218296/posts/default/9018396999024830759'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://diachronicagency.blogspot.com/2008/10/hi-all_14.html' title='Hi all!!!'/><author><name>Nick</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05849105338205917333</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8473975080578218296.post-1719040728434701944</id><published>2008-10-14T10:19:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2008-10-14T10:19:55.819-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Hi all!!!</title><content type='html'>My first post.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8473975080578218296-1719040728434701944?l=diachronicagency.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://diachronicagency.blogspot.com/feeds/1719040728434701944/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8473975080578218296&amp;postID=1719040728434701944' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8473975080578218296/posts/default/1719040728434701944'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8473975080578218296/posts/default/1719040728434701944'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://diachronicagency.blogspot.com/2008/10/hi-all.html' title='Hi all!!!'/><author><name>Nick</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05849105338205917333</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
